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Posted: 3 years ago
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In communist Russia...
Posted: 3 years ago
A Russian man survived after downing three bottles of vodka and leaping from a fifth floor balcony - twice.
Alexei Roskov says he jumped the second time because he couldn't take his wife's nagging about the first time.
Wife Yekaterina had watched in horror as her drunken hubsand opened the kitchen window of their Moscow apartment, and hurled himself out.
Astonishingly Mr Roskov, 22, survived and managed to stagger back upstairs with barely a scratch after the 50ft fall.
But while his wife called for an ambulance and began to scold him, he jumped again.
Amazed medics treated Mr Roskov for minor cuts and bruises before releasing him.
Mr Roskov says he is now teetotal after giving up drinking, and added: "Now I can say just one thing - I was very lucky.
"I have no idea why I jumped the first time but when I came back up and I heard my wife screaming angrily at me I thought it was best if I left the room again - out of the window."
Ohio man calls 911 about son's messy room
Posted: 3 years ago
BEDFORD, Ohio — An Ohio man who argued with his grown son over a messy bedroom says he overreacted when he called 911.
Andrew Mizsak called authorities Thursday after his 28-year-old son threw a plate of food across the kitchen table and made a fist at him.
His son, also named Andrew, lives with his parents and has a room in the basement.
The father declined to press charges and told police he doesn't want to ruin his son's political career. The younger Mizsak works as a political consultant and is a school board member in Bedford, a Cleveland suburb.
The son says he and his father love each very much and that he's lucky to be living in the house rent free. He also promises to keep his room clean.
Want it from behind while playing SMB?
Posted: 3 years ago (Edited: 3 years ago)
Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.
You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus.
I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed.
Press the start button on the controller when you are ready. I will hear the sound and turn the light off in the bathroom and come out. You will not look directly at me, only look at the TV. When the first level starts I will begin to finger you and lick you.
When you reach the end of level one, make sure to trigger the fireworks. This is vital to the entire experience. I must hear the fireworks. When level 2 begins and Mario walks into the pipe, I will penetrate you. You may say things like, “MORE”, “HARDER”, “YES”, “FUCK ME”, but nothing else. I will continue having sex until the level ends. DO NOT take the secret level skip. If you die I will pull out and spank you until the level restarts.
When you reach the flag you must again trigger the fireworks, and also orgasm. I will pull out. When the 1-3 starts I will penetrate you again. You are allowed to say something like “OH GOD”, “YES”, OR “HARDER” no other conversation is allowed.
When level 1-4 starts I will fuck you as I see fit. You may beg me to cum inside or outside of you, depending on what you want. When boss falls and you reach the princess I will pull out and blow my load where you have convinced me I want too. You may then say something like “Thanks”, “It was great”, “I loved it”, “Don’t stop”.
If I am impressed you may continue playing and I will continue to pleasure you. If I am not, I will turn the Nintendo Off and return to the bathroom. At this time you may clean your self with the towel that is beside the bed. Turn the lights on, redress yourself and leave.
I may come back out and talk to you as you dress but the conversation will most likely be short and revolve around scheduling another time to get together. See you soon!
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Pedophile French cult leader escapes from jail in helicopter
Posted: 3 years ago
(im lazy and have to get to class soon so fix this up for me ddan)
MOSCOW, April 27 (RIA Novosti) - A cult leader serving 15 years for sex attacks on children made a helicopter escape from a French island jail on Monday.
Twenty-seven year old Juliano Verbard escaped with two followers in a helicopter earlier hijacked by three accomplices, also cult members, the Izvestiya paper said. The prison is on the Indian Ocean island of Reunion.
Verbard is the spiritual leader of the Sorrowful and Immaculate Heart of Mary cult, which is based on the island. The other two prisoners, Alexin Jismy and Fabrice Michel, were serving time on kidnapping charges. The group has no connection to the Catholic Church.
The cult members hijacked the helicopter after pretending to be tourists. After subsequently landing in the prison's exercise yard, Verbrand and his followers flew away. They have not yet been located.
"One of them put a gun to my temple while another threatened to set fire to a bottle of petrol he had in his hand with a cigarette lighter," the pilot of the helicopter told the local Antenne Reunion radio station.
Neither of the pilots was harmed.
France has encountered 10 such helicopter escapes since 1986, the last one occurring in 2007. Since 2007, all prisons in mainland France have been equipped with a mesh net over the top of the grounds. However, the prison in Saints Denis on Reunion was not equipped with one.
Verbard started the cult in 2002 and managed to persuade hundreds of people that the Virgin Mary appeared to him. He charged his followers some $40 to take part in "appearance ceremonies."