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Gold Farming Epidemic in China
Posted: 4 years ago
A blatant Goldfarmer to report...
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8765585510&sid=1&pageNo=1
I have evidence that a character named Michael Phelps has been farming gold. I also have proof that he is doing this in China. He's been doing it for about a week and clearly intends to keep doing it. Can anything be done to stop him?
It seems some folks have reported seeing him with 3 other characters, farming gold as a team. It is suspected that they're botting, as they all move back and forth along the same path.
Reports keep streaming in. He apparently has farmed more gold than anyone in history.
Turns out he's aware he's being watched and won't be farming gold again until Thursday. I have received new reports that Michael Phelps has been griefing too. Beating people over and over again, then standing over them while his theme music plays.
Man Tries to Fuck Steel Bench
Posted: 4 years ago (Edited: 4 years ago)
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
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Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
New album "That Kind of Money"
Posted: 4 years ago (Edited: 4 years ago)
Coming Christmas 2008 from C-Woz and The Price.
Wow these parents are soooo jewish and remind me sooo much of my relatives....
Posted: 4 years ago
OMFG this is god damned amazing, this is seriously what every jewish parent is like. I swear to god this is normal for a pair of jewish parents.
The Perfect Defence
Posted: 4 years ago