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Vernand

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...Fuck you guys.

PostedPosted: 4 years ago

So apparently ever since I signed up to this site, I've been getting quadruple the amount of spam mail eva! Victoria's secret is totally hitting me the fuck up to buy some bra's and shit, and I don't even know where a Victoria's secret shop is, because I'd totally buy one, as support is a very important thing to have. Would I want my tits to sag one day? No, so I'll keep them perky and fresh with a Victoria's secret bra.

YOU BETTER CUT ME IN ON THIS WHOLE SELLING PEOPLES DETAILS TO A 3RD PARTY YOU FAGS!

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i may have an incredibly fat wad of cash in my wallet right now, who knows where it came from !  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

d+_=  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

an agreeable statement there hilikus, however in retort; "At last!" laughed the lesbian virgin as the bung-hole stuffing social worker penetrated her heaving lungs and reamed his swollen jabber into her tire tracked slit.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

$"b

nice the generators work in comments.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

im ading a comment to get my rank higher... that is all...  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

posting articles gives the most exp !  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

And that is why I am a shithead, and Mareg is still a Newbie.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I need to think of an article to post for some exp. I'm pretty sure an article would get me rank 3.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

well post one then omgz !@# r u even ready 2 find out wot r3 is ?!?!?!?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

rank 3 sounds scary I don't wanna know  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

oh you will know, it is pretty goddamn sexy  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

THIS INTERNET WEB SITE NEEDS A "HI THERE ARE AN A NEW COMMENTS IN THIS PAGE HI" INDICATOR.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

ALSO MORE PENIX  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

so does your fase but you dont see me ejaculating all over it u knoe? articles have a comment count so u shall haev 2 do wiv dat  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WILL HAVE TO DO WITH?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

something sexy i hope !  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I dunno either I was hoping you did.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

o how you mislead me mr. xtappe  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I refuse to read all the comments you dongs posted after me and I am just going to assume you made out over the internet.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

that is a fair assumption, it probably went something like this: "Suck harder!" whimpered the forty-five year old German shepherd as the orally fixated hair dresser rubbed her oozing treasures and reamed his blue veined member into her cobwebby furburger.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

thats twice ive seen furburger, and i don't even really read those all the way through. and once i have seen dong. thank you sif.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

IF WE DON'T CALL IT A FURBURGER, THEN WHAT DO WE CALL IT? THE VAGINA OBLONGATA ONLY HAS SO MANY NAMES!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_people  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dong_language  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

There are some notable dong people. How come I've never heard of them?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

OH WOW THERE ARE LIKE 3 MILLION DONG PEOPLE SWEET JESUS  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

impressive  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I would like nationalist status in the dong country  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

you're already a nationalist in my dong country  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

there is no country for old dongs.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

their cuisine features pickled foods and apparently there are a north dong dialect and a south dong dialect. So then that means the dongs are split into north dong and south dong.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

does your dong prefer north or south?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

my dong is north in the summer but then it goes south for the winter.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

My dong lies strictly to the east.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

my dong always points to magnetic north.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

my dong always points to magnetic north.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

so magnets really fuck ur shit up then huh?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

SERIOUSLY  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

and cell phones don't work around it either.