David Duchovny Can't Be Bothered, Too Busy Getting Ass

Posted: 4 years ago

According to People Magazine, David Duchovny recently released this statement, when he checked himself into a rehab facility to treat his problem with "sex addiction".

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor says in an exclusive statement. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family."

Ironically enough, Duchovny is fresh off the success of the first season of his Showtime Television show Californication (Official Site | IMDB) where he plays a famous author living in California who basically spends 2 minutes of every episode working and the other 27 seeking out and destroying lots of random ass, like in Episode 1 where he bangs out the under-age daughter of his ex-wife's new husband, played by the actress who was some little kid on the NBC Sitcom the Nanny in the 90s.

So basically, the show isn't really much of a stretch, considering this must, essentially, be what David Duchovny's real life is like too. Just crusin' the strip tagging it and bagging it.

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