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Tellysavalas

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Jungle Bunny (Rank 8)

Gold Farming Epidemic in China

PostedPosted: 4 years ago

A blatant Goldfarmer to report...
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8765585510&sid=1&pageNo=1

I have evidence that a character named Michael Phelps has been farming gold. I also have proof that he is doing this in China. He's been doing it for about a week and clearly intends to keep doing it. Can anything be done to stop him?



It seems some folks have reported seeing him with 3 other characters, farming gold as a team. It is suspected that they're botting, as they all move back and forth along the same path.



Reports keep streaming in. He apparently has farmed more gold than anyone in history.



Turns out he's aware he's being watched and won't be farming gold again until Thursday. I have received new reports that Michael Phelps has been griefing too. Beating people over and over again, then standing over them while his theme music plays.

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

"Beating people over and over again, then standing over them while his theme music plays."

I want theme music...  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

His theme music is our theme music, unless you are a gook or a dunecoon.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I don't want the shitty country theme music I want my own personal theme music.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

yeah If I won an olympic gold the music playing afterwards damned well better be manowar's Hail and Kill  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

dude i dont know if i swam in the olympics id probably get an american flag with stick legs, stick arms, a face and a 14 inch dong raping some asian

so they had to blur it out every time they went to the overhead camera  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

If you saw the race that the photo's came from if was epic, the US came from way behind to dominate the frenchies on the touch after the dirty french bastids were talkin trash about smashing the US. Delicious.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

my theme music would be "don't stop me now" by queen.


i suppose this is where i cheer the u.s.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

furthermore, he eats like a million calories a day, his breakfast really is the breakfast of champions. fried mayo sandwiches or some shit.

and is that an outtie i spy?!?!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

furthermore, he eats like a million calories a day, his breakfast really is the breakfast of champions. fried mayo sandwiches or some shit.

and is that an outtie i spy?!?!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

the small blasian in the backround is pissed, but he has such a bright jacket.


point being all my observations could be contained to one reply if i could edit these fuckers.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

YOU STOLE MY THEME MUSIC PHANT!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

touche  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Oh, what the heck. I'll share it with you. I get it every monday to wednesday, and have Spanish flea from thursday to sunday, and you can have Don't Stop Me Now from thursday to sunday, with Spanish Flea from Monday to wednesday.

Now that's settled, who's going to get custody of Lusia and Sif?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i call dibs on sif. he really only eats peanut butter and cheese sandwiches. as long as i let him do his math and draw his dinosaur pictures i think he will grow to be an upstanding citizen.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

pfff I also eat cereal  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Alright, I'll take Lusia. I know what you're thinking, it'll be tough. But I think that I might just be able to raise him to be an AWESOME mortal combat fighter.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

GOOD LUCK