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Man Tries to Fuck Steel Bench
Posted: 2 years ago
Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench
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Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.
He panicked and called the police to help him.
When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.
Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.
Posted: 2 years ago
that is really, really sad.
Posted: 2 years ago
This gives me an interestingly sexy idea...
Posted: 2 years ago
Hahaha! That is something I def want to try sometime, maybe go find a bench later tonight at the local park and see what I can do.
Posted: 2 years ago
Ruth did you learn nothing from this mans experience
Vernand I don't know what your idea is but pics plz
Posted: 2 years ago
TELLY WHY DIDN'T YOU INSER PICTURES INTO YOUR POST OMG!
Posted: 2 years ago
Dangerous Dan said:
"TELLY WHY DIDN'T YOU INSER YOUR COCK INTO MY BUTT OMG!"
fixt
Posted: 2 years ago
DDan this is why the comment system needs the quote button. I mean people could always just type it in manually but who wants to do that and who knows if it even works.
DangerousDan said:TELLY WHY DIDN'T YOU INSER YOUR COCK INTO MY BUTT OMG!
did it work?
Posted: 2 years ago
Everyone but you.
Posted: 2 years ago
i kind of lost track, but i have never had a dick in my ass if thats what we are still talking about.
Posted: 2 years ago
A dick in the ass is worth two in the foreskin.
Posted: 2 years ago
a dick nigger would know that
Posted: 2 years ago
two in the foreskin...i don't know why i laughed at that.
i don't think i am missing out.
Posted: 2 years ago
two in the foreskin?
what a docking slut you'd have to be to get that loose
Posted: 2 years ago
or a true uncut kenyan 8" diameter
Sif
"black jerk queen"
Jungle Bunny (Rank 8)
when it is penis vs steel it never ends well.
The pictures of him on the bench are the best.