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MAX MOTHERFUCKING PAYNE
Posted: 4 years ago
Im not gonna lie this better be fucking awesome because those games were so freakin awesome.
Posted: 4 years ago
That trailer feels really Max Payne-ish. It might actually be good.
I imagine the harpies are from a dream sequence.
Posted: 4 years ago
or harvey birdman has a cameo
Posted: 4 years ago
http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/10/must-watch-first-international-trailer-for-max-payne/
High res version AND I'M SO SILLY I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE VALKYRIES NOT HARPIES. Valkyries make sense in the context of Max Payne.
Posted: 4 years ago
Valkyries aren't birds. Birds have wings and feathers. Valkyries have horned helmets and are fat chicks.
Birds = Wings, Feathers
Valkyries = Horny fat chicks
Which would you prefer?
Posted: 4 years ago
WHO WOULDN'T PREFER A HORNY FAT CHICK
Posted: 4 years ago
well vernand is compairing birds and fat chicks but before he said they were "flying birdman things". So this all hinges on if they are just birds or are in fact flying birdman things.
Posted: 4 years ago
Actually, it's nothing as complex. All that we need to know is the biology of these animals. If they lay eggs, and build nests, they aren't birdman things, they're simply birds. However, if they don't build nests, or lay eggs, they are valkyries.
Posted: 4 years ago
vernand you should write a book.
Posted: 4 years ago
I wrote a book. In fact, I've written several books. Here's my catalog...
Cooking for Two: A How to book for those cooking for Vernand
The art of sexy seduction: A how to book for those seducing Vernand.
Money can't buy you love: But it can buy expensive things for Vernand.
I'm many things, but all of them Sexy: The Vernand Autobiography.
Diseases and Ailments of Sheep: How to deal with them so Vernand doesn't have to.
Posted: 4 years ago
BUY? they should just be donated to the future education of american youth.
Posted: 4 years ago
niggers you are all niggers
Posted: 4 years ago
Best thing to ever happen to me. Moon crickets is a racist term for both blacks and whites. IT IS A RACIST TERM THAT IS UNSTOPPABLE AND CAN BE USED AGAINST EVERYONE!!
except asians... yiggers will do for them
Posted: 4 years ago
almost as good as faggots!
Vernand
"rp queen"
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what the fucks with those flying birdman things?