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DangerousDan

"Tastes like hooker spit"

(Rank 15)

Praise the LORD

PostedPosted: 4 years ago

For lower gas prices apparrently.

69th said:And lo, unto moses the LORD said "Let there be a great gathering of peoples outside of what will be called 'Petrol Stations', and let these people pray to me for I shalt relieve the suffering of their wallets due to inordinatley high prices of the substance known to them as 'fuel'."

"We don't have anybody else to turn to but God, we have to turn these problems over to God and not to man." Wise words spoken by the leader of a new religious group known to some as the 'Petrol Pump Pilgrims'. Surley there is no greater casue for the LORD to resolve for us than the price of petrol.

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Man gods miracles are pretty fuckin dull these days. He used to do a bunch of crazy shit in the old days but now he just lowers gas prices and makes faces appear on different objects. It is like he is getting old and just can't be bothered anymore.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

well i thought the cheeto thing was pretty magnificent.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

magnificently stupid you mean !  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

you are