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DangerousDan

"Tastes like hooker spit"

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The best of engrish.com

PostedPosted: 4 years ago

'Engrish' is a special dialect of our beloved native tounge that is usually written or spoken who is learning english as a second language. Engrish.com is a site that catalogues the written transgressions of Engrish speakers, I've posted a succinct selection of images for your enjoyment here. More images after the jump...

Prepackaged for your convenience:

Tagged: engrish, lulz.

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

GRANDPA FUCKIN SPACESHUTTLE  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I'm not even sure how to use my own toilet now. =s  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

my attempts to understand that toilet beard have failed.

100% cheerful hamster!!!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i need to change a quote thing.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

haha YES!!! The second I saw grandpa fucking spaceshuttle i thought of diver A+ on that!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

engrish is a hard language to master, harder yet to understand. #.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Of good, myself understands just as plain well as speaks original english.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

yes  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

"Cannot use bowels in the urine the pond."

I think that is supposed to mean don't take a shit in the urinal, does that even need to be said???

I also think one of the other rules on the beard says that the toilet is there so your excrement doesn't leak.....  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I am reminded of this:

 

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

hahaha sneaky butthole