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DangerousDan

"Tastes like hooker spit"

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Welcome home!

PostedPosted: 4 years ago

Holy. Shit. It really is fucking here!

The all new BUTTPIE.NET; bigger, better and down right sexier all for you! We're still working out a few of the kinks of the system but you can now sign up for an account, activate it and start participating in the awesomeness that is the internet collective commonly known as "BUTTPIE".

You might notice a few cool things about the site, we aren't going to explain them so it's really up to you to explore and find out what cool shit we have implemented for you. We're very interested in your feedback so send me and hilikus a private message with your thoughts/feedback/bug reports and we'll do our best to accomodate you.

For now we'll just let you know that the forums, web chat system and toys section are down. They will be slowly implemented over the coming few weeks.

Enjoy yourselves and get your friends in on the action!@#

Oh and one last thing; Welcome home,
The BUTTPIE.NET Team :japan:.

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Oh hello buttpie.net how r u??!?!?!??!?

^________^  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

hi2u xtappe !@#

rong tiem no c! :japan:  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

THIS SITE IS WEIRD Y ARE NEW MESSAGES ON TOP?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

cauz dey are new ? i dunno does that not make senz ?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

ps I heard you ated a platypus  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I dunno I would have thought put new messages on the bottom so you could follow discussion down the page  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

xtap u r dum? new comments are always on top >.>  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

It doesn't work like that on any site I go to but whatever, I don't care.

It's just gay having to scroll down to the bottom of the page and read upwards to be able to follow a conversation.

Although it creates suspense because people would read your post first and think "WHY IS HE BEING DUMB?!??!?!??" and continue downwards.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

well its changes now 4 u sxc :-)  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

there u go u fat nigger :D  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

COOL BEANS!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

more liek COOL XHTML STRICT 1.0 !!!! :oh:  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I guess that's kind of cool.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

2kool4skool in fact !  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

it is about time you got the site back up  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

buttpie.net....fucking awesome  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

LONGEST DOWNTIME IN HISTORY FAGGOT  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

when the fuck did DD say he was taking it down. Seems like a coon age ago.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

hahah it was almost a year ago now !

i took it down cause i switched hosts and the old code wasn't very portable so i couldn't be bothered getting it to work on the new host.

anyway enjoy it now that it is up faggot !@#  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

"enjoy it now that it is up"

that sounds hot  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i just woke up and i am harder than a fuckin steel bar, you better belive your fuckin ass that it is hot.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

PICS PLZ  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

have you found any of the sweet hidden features of the site yet ?!?!!?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I noticed I can make comments under peoples profile that is about it  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Wait i just figured out how to change the tag dinger dinger  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

;o !~  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

is there anything else?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

wouldn't you like to know !@#

also u r almost r2 !@#  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I will fite you  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i want secrets, and my favorite music to return  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

uh oh  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

CRAAAAZZZY TIMES AT BUTTPIE HIGH  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I tried to look at the second page of the site tag history and a message came up saying I'm a fat prick...  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

omg

HOW DOES IT KNOW?!?!??!?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

BUTTPIE.NET was programmed with esp extensions using soap over http. we interface directly with your browser to 'enhance' your browsing experience.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

in other words we stuff it in your butte  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

in the sexiest way possible !  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

get the chat working you faggots so i dont have to read 1 billion comments without /azn working  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

its bs  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

hello ppl,

getting new computer on wednesday, got massive boner already and no new cd rom to put it in!!

so xcyted, no moer beer can computer to throw up on when im trying to conjure mana emeralds whilst duelling xtap!!!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

COWER BEFORE THE INFINITE MIGHT OF MY MIGHTILY LARGE PENIX!

TREMBLE BEFORE THE GLISTENING PRIDE OF ITS VEINY GLORY!

AMAZE YOURSELF IN THE WAY THAT IT SWINGS GENTLY IN THE COOL NIGHT BREEZE!

ALSO! B==================D

ENJOY MY AZN FASES! ^_^ @_@ >_> MY AZN SMILEY FASE REGIME CONTINUES!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

that's not what I heard  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i like how tall is xcyted !

maybe he can listen to some mcr and slit his wrists while riting poetry on his new machine !@#  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i like how tall is tall  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

The USER PANEL page is NOT VALID XHTML 1.0 Strict!

:o  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

more like yes it is! >.>  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

dixlix?!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

lix dix?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

u  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

no u  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

no me  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

no u  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

No JEWS!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

what the deuce is going on in this thread  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

deuce... or orange juice?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

both !  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Orange juice? Or Orange Jews?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

speaking of orange juice can i have a new icon?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

you have to change the icon yourself  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

well the past billion forum dingers someone took it over for me. lol  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

very attractive phant, that mustache is making my mind turn over if you know what i mean! (:japan:)  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

i have no idea what you mean!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

imo it looks like a caterpillar on her lip  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

its a true blue fake mustache.