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Posted Posted: 2 years ago

I tried to find my way to this broken hellhole this morning because Diver told me Ghunter was laying it thick on the boards. I couldn't find it initially, you know why? Because after spending all that time to build a working layout for your website you decided to break it for a placeholder graphic of Stalin and an explanation of a new and improved Buttpie that will never actually be built.

I think they constructed the Taj Mahal in less time than it has taken you to redesign your website.

"DDan" said:Hey Fags
Posted: 11 months ago
We're now located on a brand new dedicated server at http://old.buttpie.net/

new site coming within the next 12 to 18 months sometime, don't hold your breath!


I can only count my lucky stars that hopefully something is coming soon.

Diver and I could probably do a buttpie 3.0 website in one afternoon and I haven't coded a website in 7 years and he is allegedly paid in real life to work on graphic design but I think he is really a gay for pay actor.

In summation, Ddan your website sucks. You need to call Wally from Chip and Wally's to repair this thing stat with a water cooler for your server engine to deal with the slow load times. And you need to get some real men of genius working on a new layout because the world is suffering in wait. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

LOL! Has it been that long already? God damn. Well DDan has about 1 week left to redesign this shit before starcraft 2 comes out which will postpone this shit indefinatly. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

He's busy banging office hotties and petting cats I explained this to Spitakkus Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

ya pussy Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

Ooooh let me join in on this ddan trolling. Hey ddan fuck you and your shitty website. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

are you seriously fucking bleeding because i haven't delivered a new website BEFORE I SAID I WOULD?

Telly shitcock savalas you appear to have grown a mighty fucking uterus in the time that we haven't been playing wow because I certainly don't remember a time back then where you acted like this much of a whinging bitch. Get a turban and stuff that shit up your crotch so you don't make a mess.

Also, fyi. There is some code for the new website that has just been sitting around for a while but I've got real work I get paid for to do.

And fuck you stalin is rad. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

Oh my stars Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

DDan could be working on the new buttpie but he is to busy suckin of Ian when he gets home to be bothered. I asked if he was sleeping with whores and he said, well I will just post the conversation.

Deadboy1111 8:05 pm
nice
You crankin any new whores?
internetpowered 8:07 pm
nah
trying to jump the bones of some girlk that has a boyfriend
Deadboy1111 8:07 pm
what the hell are you doing out there
internetpowered 8:07 pm
but she is all
no deal
Deadboy1111 8:07 pm
you always want what you can't have
just settle for the ones everyone has had
internetpowered 8:08 pm
aahaha
i can';t do it man :(

What a fuckin V Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

DangerousDan said:are you seriously fucking bleeding because i haven't delivered a new website BEFORE I SAID I WOULD?

Telly shitcock savalas you appear to have grown a mighty fucking uterus in the time that we haven't been playing wow because I certainly don't remember a time back then where you acted like this much of a whinging bitch. Get a turban and stuff that shit up your crotch so you don't make a mess.

Also, fyi. There is some code for the new website that has just been sitting around for a while but I've got real work I get paid for to do.

And fuck you stalin is rad.


1) It takes 12-18 months to write a novel, or build a military weapons system, or construct a seven story building. It takes about 12-18 days to make a website.
2) There was nothing wrong with the old website in the first place and it wasn't even up for 18 months before you brought it down.
3) Most people design a new layout and then launch it (and in the interim, continue using the current one), instead of taking their existing site down for a year while not designing a layout.
4) We all have real jobs too and none of us actually work either, don't pull that bullshit we're all adults.
5) Since I've grown a uterus since we played WOW together, if you put the new design up I'll let you have the first crack at it, since it is probably the first one you have seen since we stopped playing WOW together if Diver's intel is accurate. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

to be fair, ian is delicious. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

the site is not down it's still up you're posting on it right now. essentially you're complaining about stalin and that is FUCKING HORSESHIT. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

I need a second opinion on this Ian thing, we are putting together money to fly Xicis0r out for a taste test. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

I need a second opinion on this Ian thing, we are putting together money to fly Xicis0r out for a taste test. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

YA FUCK YOU Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

Ian probably tastes like foot cheese and duck butter Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

delicious Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

DDan was busy meeting me in Brisbane, thats why the website isnt ready yet Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

Does Spartakkus taste like Ian, Barnyard? Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

For somebody who has my mobile number. spartakkus sure dosen't call. Quote

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

It's because he's an immense raging faggot who sucks at warrior Quote

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