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Posted: 4 years ago
Tellysavalas said:ThePenitentMan said:Silver Fox, man.
How much time do we have?
Enough time to 69.
Oh you're just like Don Knotts.
Oh hello Mayberry.
this chick's pussy smelled like the great depression
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Posted: 4 years ago
phedus said:Tellysavalas said:ThePenitentMan said:Silver Fox, man.
How much time do we have?
Enough time to 69.
Oh you're just like Don Knotts.
Oh hello Mayberry.
this chick's pussy smelled like the great depression
Charlie Chaplin the silent film star?!?
He wasn't silent when I got done with him.
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Posted: 4 years ago
My roommates told me for my birthday I could maybe get some rims for my bed
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Posted: 4 years ago
Today this chick told me all about how she is a squirter. But not just any kind of squirter. I guess the difference between her and regular squirters is akin to the difference between a Super-Soaker and a fire hose. Apparently this chick just goes down there for a bit, plays some DJ Diddles, and it's like getting a bucket of 98.6 degree rag-surfer juice thrown on you. Now, this is completely disgusting, and offends my sensibilities, but I should like nothing better than to witness such an event firsthand. When it comes to sex, I am like the bad guy in Dirty Harry: I GOTS TA KNOW!!!
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"A LONNNNNNNNG jew SPELL"
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Chad is always on point with movie quotes I fuckin love it
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