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SEMENROPESCALLYS

"robert pattinson look-a-like"

Regular Douchebag (Rank 6)

Last seen: 2 years ago.

SEMENROPESCALLYS said " james you havent ridden in the peterbilt yet?"

Member since: 4 years ago

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Posted Posted: 4 years ago

shitbag  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

5 pounds or 10?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

wouldnt it be kilos?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

megajoules  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

how much is a megajoule? is that kinda like an asston?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Well, when a shitbag is measured in 5 or 10 megajoules, it can also be measured in the appropriate proportion of asstons.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

so what is the asston to megajoule ratio?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Well, to find that out, first you need to convert asstons or megajoules into the midway conversionary unit of bra sizes.

For instance, 10 megajoules is equal to a C cup, which then can be converted to half an asston.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

bra size conversions huh? this is all getting sexier  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

The world of math is a sexy world. That's why everyone secretly wants to be a math teacher... Oh, LORDY!  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

My Calc 3 teacher was hot and so was my fourth grade math teacher but all the others were ugly as fuck.

But in the end I think you are right vernand because I am a math tutor and I am sexy so math is sexy.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I'd learn bedroom math from you any day Sif. Rawr.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

gay hedz  

Posted Posted: 3 years ago

It's not gay if balls don't touch and saliva isn't swapped.

It's business.

Serious business.  

Posted Posted: 3 years ago

I'm open for business, business of giving you the business... up your butt.