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Sif

"black jerk queen"

Jungle Bunny (Rank 8)

Last seen: 1 year ago.

Sif said " probably, it is the last weekend before work/school starts so"

Member since: 4 years ago

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night... one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they’re going to escape! So like they get up on to the roof, and there, just across the narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now the first guy he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see he's afraid of falling... So then the first guy has an idea. He says "Hey! I have my flash light with me. I will shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me." But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... he says "What do you think I am, crazy? You would turn it off when I was half way across."

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Posted Posted: 4 years ago

CAPTAIN OF STD'S??? come on I think I am at least a Rear Admiral of STD's if not the Fleet Admiral of STD's.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I HEARD SIF HAS ONE IN THE POOPER

RIGHT NOW  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

SIF HAS A HAWT POOPER  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

you guys are really interested in my pooper. It's kinda wierd  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

It's not weird, it's natural. Go with it.  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I'd put it up the butt  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

you would butt fuck an asian?  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

".;;  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

"Holy Batmobile, Batman!" yelled the blind leather freak as the hair-pie chewing great Dane grudge fucked her bovine knees and dipped his prosthetic ramrod into her scabiferous orifice.

that makes me think of you sif ;_~)  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

scabiferous orifices make me think of you too DD o=b  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

Sif thinking of DD, makes me think of DD and Sif. <3  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I bet you think you are cool or something  

Posted Posted: 4 years ago

I like to think

"Sweet Jesus!" salivated the nine-year-old defrocked nun as the awesomely endowed chicken flicker rubbed her dribbling protuberances and wrenched his steaming tongue into her weapon-less paradise valley.  

Posted Posted: 3 years ago

"Fuck me harder!" yelled the freckled home-coming queen as the orally fixated faggot butler lashed her quivering knees and wrenched his prosthetic tool into her dripping paradise valley.
[peni]
d$-  

Posted Posted: 3 years ago

[penus]  

Posted Posted: 3 years ago

fuckin forgot that one

[penis]

[penii]

[dong]

[dick]

fuckin one of those better make a
8===========D  

Posted Posted: 2 years ago

hey sweetie!