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zhaz
"Spaz, just a regular fairy"
Newbie (Rank 1)
Last seen: 4 years ago.
Member since: 4 years ago
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Posted: 4 years ago
It's not the motherfucking toothfairy, I know that for sure.
However, I'm not ruling out it being just a regular fairy.
Posted: 4 years ago
do regular fairies give you anything for pieces of your body that have fallen off?
Posted: 4 years ago
No, but from popular folklore, if you go to a gay district and bend over to place a saucer of milk on the ground, regular fairies will come to violate your delicate asshole. Then will then move in with you and call you their boy toy, and watch Will and Grace CONSTANTLY.
Posted: 4 years ago
that doesn't help me... I got some stuff fallen of my body and falling out of my body regularly that I want to get paid for.
Posted: 4 years ago
If it's hair, braid it together and sell it to a barber shop for hair extensions.
If it's pubic hair, braid it together and sell it to a sexy barber shop for pubic hair extensions.
If it's dead skin, sell it to Necrophiliacs, or really stupid cocaine snorting junkies.
If it's pee, pee into a bag and throw it at celebrities.
If it's poop, sell it to germans who sit under glass tables.
Posted: 4 years ago
public hair extensions? I guess some people just need their public hair to hang out their pant leg.
I decided to just collect everything that falls off or out of me and make a zombie all you can eat buffet out of it. So when the zombies come they will be preoccupied eating that and they won't eat me. Well they will be eating me just parts of me that I don't care about anymore.
Posted: 4 years ago
Not a bad plan... Not a bad plan at all.
But did you consider that this would just give them a taste for your sweet, sweet, sif meat?
Posted: 3 years ago
Who doesn't want a taste of sweet, sweet, sif meat?
Sif
"black jerk queen"
Jungle Bunny (Rank 8)
who the fuck is this?